Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s Yorkie: Frankie

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Frankie: An Evil Genius Playing God with Human Genetics? Besides sharing superior and even “unfair” genetics, Miranda Kerr and her husband, Orlando Bloom, also share Frankie; a 5-pound militant Yorkshire Terrier. Sources say that the Yorkie has been instrumental in keeping the happy couple together, and has reduced the pair to a life of voluntary Yorkie-servitude.

orlando bloom yorkieAs a conspiracy theorist, I might even hypothesize that Frankie brought the celebrity couple together in order to make a very attractive human baby. Although Frankie’s intent isn’t clear, “Eugenics” (the study and practice of selective breeding in humans) seems to be the motivation. Eugenics has frequently been practiced by dictators throughout history, and Frankie seems to be no exception.

Perhaps the evil Yorkie-genius will use the couple’s rich, attractive offspring as a pawn in his global plot of Yorkie world rule; or, perhaps he is just playing God with human genetics to amuse himself. Only time will tell.

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Miranda Kerr; Unable to think for herself?

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14 thoughts on “Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s Yorkie: Frankie

  1. kevin Post author

    Yes, this canine plot seems to involve much of Hollywood, and Giselle’s Yorkie seems to be playing a key role. Going to do more research…

  2. silk scarves glj

    “Perhaps the evil Yorkie-genius will use the couple’s rich, attractive offspring as a pawn in his global plot of Yorkie world rule; or, perhaps he is just playing God with human genetics to amuse himself. Only time will tell.”
    ha ha…,i must say your words are very Whimsical

  3. Leanspa

    Yorkie is being the first choice of beautiful and soft nature people be it celebs or anyone. If Yorkie of Miranda Kerr and her husband, Orlando Bloom playing a strong string attached between them and they are happy couples then god bless Yorkie.

  4. Lisa

    My Sophie is like my baby. I go everywhere with her. She is also a beautiful Yorkie. I think they will always bring some kind of fashion love to their owner.

  5. Probiotics

    It is great knowing that their dog Frankie helps them bind together as a couple. Since it acts as their very own child giving them responsibility to take care of the yorkie.

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