Category Archives: Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus’ Prison-Quality Dog Tattoo: I Just Spit Out My Coffee

miley cyrus dog tattoo

Miley Cyrus Gets a Prison-Quality Tattoo of her dog – That crazy Miley is at it again with another questionable decision, this time getting a poor-quality tattoo of her late dog, Floyd under her left arm. (Floyd was unfortunately killed by a coyote a few weeks ago)

Yes, it says, “With a little help from my fwends”

You know, everyone with a facebook account is going to rant about this, so I really don’t know what else to say. I usually try to give celebrities the benefit of the doubt, as the internet is always full of haters, but this is just so bad.

Apparently she got the tattoo at a house party in L.A., along with Wayne Coyne (leader of the band, The Flaming Lips) who also got a matching dog tattoo.

Ok, Miley; let’s look at this “glass-half full.” You didn’t decide to marry Charlie Sheen yet, right? That’s something. Let’s run with that.

miley cyrus getting dog tattoo

The new title of this post is, “Even though Miley DID get an awful tattoo of her dog, she made the prudent decision NOT to marry Charlie Sheen yet.”

Come on, Billy Ray. This all goes back to you, buddy. This tattoo artist’s line-work is on par with your parenting skills.


Miley Cyrus’ Dogs Keep Her House Messy

Miley Cyrus twitter messy house

In a photo tweeted by Miley Cyrus last week, (accompanied only by the caption, “Muahhh!) you don’t have to look hard to see evidence of her 4 dogs. (Happy, Lila, Floyd and Ziggy) If the dog toys didn’t give it away, then the shreds of paper, dog bowls, and single shoe are pretty strong evidence of who runs this house. (Is Liam Hemsworth home?) Anyway, the dogs can’t be blamed for that messy table!


Miley Cyrus Adopts Stray Dog from Walmart Parking Lot

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Miley with Happy

Something Good Comes From Walmart! – On Tuesday Miley Cyrus brought home a Rottweiler-Beagle mix puppy that was abandoned in a parking lot.

She tweeted, “He was left in a box in front of Walmart… I don’t understand how people can be so cruel. That’s why we named him Happy.” (Maybe it was also inspired by those smiley faces that accompany the sale items at walmart?)

miley cyrus stray dog happy

Happy on buttery leather

Looks like Happy will join Floyd, Ziggy, and Lila as the fourth dog in her family.

Miley’s boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, was seen bringing back a dog bed and more food on wednesday, and now we know why.

Nice to see stars like Miley Cyrus open their homes to stray dogs. (but still shopping at Walmart… really?!)


Maltipoo – Celebrity Hybrid

Maltipoo Invasion – The Toyota Prius is no longer the hottest hybrid in Hollywood. Meet the Maltipoo; the unholy union of the Maltest and the Poodle that is hugely popular as an accessory among young celebrities right now.

This designer dog has dethroned the toy Chihuahua (Paris & Brittney popularized, and then ruined that trend) as the trendiest dog to tote around LA, as the list of Maltipoo owners keeps growing.

Some celebrity Maltipoo owners include: Ellen Degeneres, Ashley Tisdale (Blondie & Maui), Jessica Simpson (RIP Daisy), Michele Kwan (Ginseng), Blake Lively (Penny), Miley Cyrus (Sophie), Carmen Electra (Kiko), Vanessa Hudgens (Shadow), Rihanna (DJ) and more.

It isn’t known whether obtaining a Maltipoo is just a trend, or possibly something bigger; perhaps a well organized plot by the seemingly harmless breed to take over the world, starting with its most vain, insecure, and rich inhabitants: young female celebrities. Here is more shocking evidence of celebrities obeying the Maltipoo:

Miley Cyrus Maltipoo

Maltipoo Controlling Miley Cyrus

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Rihanna and her master

Blake Lively Maltipoo

Blake Lively obeys the Maltipoo

Michelle Kwan Maltipoo

Michelle Kwan dominated by Maltipoo

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