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scarlett johansson dogSmall Breed Dogs Continue to Oversee Human Breeding – More evidence has recently surfaced that small dogs in Hollywood are responsible for selective breeding; finding human specimens with superior qualities and characteristics, and arranging for them to copulate.

Witnesses say That Scarlett Johansson’s Chihuahua, Maggie, is the latest small breed dog to do so; allegedly making plans for her to breed with Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan Reynolds.

Unconfirmed reports claim that Maggie has tried to sabotage the couple’s attempts at birth control, and has gone so far as to take a supervisory position at the foot of the bed.

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Genetic Chihuahua Pawn?

“Ryan has always complained that Maggie bosses him around, and has claimed that Scarlett treats him as a distant second to the 7 pound Chihuahua dictator,” added one source. “Now Maggie is pressuring him to perform every time she ovulates.”

It is still unknown why small dogs like Chihuahuas in Hollywood are using eugenics (selective breeding) to create a group of genetically enhanced babies, but some suspect that it is part of a larger sinister plot.

A historian in the Los Angeles area added, “Throughout history dictators and royalty have arranged favorable marriages, or tried to use eugenics develop master races or to gain power.”

“Now, look at the tiny dogs that control celebrity couples like  Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom and Giselle and Tom Brady. I believe the dogs are literally forcing them to breed. For some reason, the small dogs are now trying to create a group of genetically superior babies. You start to put the pieces together, and it’s kind of scary. What are they planning?

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Tom Pressured by Gisele's Yorkie, Vida, to perform?

What celebrity couple will be next in this mysterious, diabolical plot!?

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Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson

According to Star magazine, Ryan Reynolds is feeling like he’s got the short end of the stick now that he lives with new love, Scarlett Johansson.

Johansson apparently loves her Chihuahua, Maggie, more than anything in the world and relies on Ryan to take care of her when she’s busy.

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